Tramps script

Tramps:
Scene 1- outside
Phil- “You got a...err a light?”
Laurent – “...”
Scene 2- Doorway
Laurent- “should we go out?”
Phil –“we’re always out”
Laurent- “no; Like, for a walk”
Phil- “got any booze”
Laurent- “yep”
Phil- “lets go”
Scene 3 –walking
Laurent- “so what should we do now?”
Phil- “ meh like I know?”
Laurent- “its gettin’ late lets go home?”
Phil-“home? We live under a bridge, how is that home? Lets stay here I can’t be fucked to treck”
Scene 4- finding the money
*Laurent wakes up leaving Phill asleep on a bench*
Laurent- “ Phill, Phill flippin' hell mate look at that!”
Phil- “ Wha”
Laurent- “ LOOK!”
Phil-“ At what? You are probably seeing things you tit”
Laurent- “ NO SERIOUSLY, there’s a flippin’ note over there!”
Phil- “ its probably a snot rag you moron”
Laurent- “ Fine don’t believe me I’m checking anyway...”
*Laurent show Phil the note and hits him*
Laurent- “ Snot rag my ass, it’sa score!”
Phil- “ 20 bar”
Laurent- “ Yes. 20 English pounds.”
Phil- “ TO THE OFFIE! Fags and Booze on you mate”
Laurent – “lets win the lottery? Wait, Screw the lottery! I can get a decent meal hot damn!”
Phil- “look Laurent, I’m sober. Do the right thing about this, bloody rave it up mate”
Laurent – “ I’ll give you half the score you do what you want with it and I’ll do what I want”
Phil- “ No we are spending the lot of it. All on booze and fags, we need to celebrate!”
Laurent – “ celebrate what? Being homeless. Get serious. I’m going have a meal, not get rat arsed and pass-out on a bench”
Phil- “ for gods sake...whatever I’ll take my half have my fun and you have yours”
Laurent- “fine, Lets go”
Phil – “ok then, see you around tosser ”
Scene 5- going their separate ways
Laurent- “I hope you choke on your white ace”
Phil – “ Cheers Laurent, I’ll escape this crap with a nice can… whilst you dine in mc Donald’s"
Laurent- “ Oh piss off, at leastI want more from life”
Scene 6 Following Laurent-
Laurent getting something to eat + finding somewhere to sleep for the night

Scene 7the next morning
Laurent wakes up to see the familiar face of Phill…but he’s wearing a suit!

(Simon)